A concerned Husband?

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Hello guys..

I dunno what to write today.
Huh.
Hmmm...
Let me share with you an anon story I once read about a man who was so concerned about his wife.
Bace! bace! Jgn x bace.

There was once a man who felt that his wife was having a bit of hearing problem. Trying to spare her feelings, he secretly decided to meet their family doctor suggested that the husband used the easiest and oldest technique to test his wife's problem. That technique would be able to tell the doctor of how bad is the wife's hearing loss.

(What kind of technique ha? ok ok continue..)

"You have to stand about 40 feet away from her and have a normal chit chat with her using your normal voice and tone. If she could not hear you, come closer to 30 feet. If she still couldn't hear you, do it at 20 feet and continue until she could hear you".

(sonang jo..)

"Sounds easy", said the man delightfully. So, later that day, when his wife was preparing dinner, he estimated his distance from his wife.

40 feet. "yup, this is about that", he whispered to himself.

"What are we having for dinner, honey?", he asked, using the normal voice tone.

She didn't answer.

So, he came closer.

30 feet..he estimated carefully.

Again, he asked, "What are we having for dinner, honey?"

Still no response.

"Wow, this is bad", he said to himself while moving into 20 feet from the wife. Again there was no response.

(Pekak yg dasyat ni.)
He continued and became so close to her that he was just standing beside her when he asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

His wife turned to him and said,

"For goodness sake, for the seventh time my dear. I said it is CHICKEN!"

kahkahkah..
I almost fell of my chair gelak-gelak when I first read this joke! (aksi jatuh kerusi x berlaku pun. tipu je)

yup, ape yang anda sangka?

All the while the dear hubby thought that his wife yang ade hearing problem. Turned out, it was telinga dia sendiri that needed checking.

Apo daa..=)
So, moral of the story?

Kite tak boleh main tuduh je orang lain yang salah dimana yang sebenarnya kesalahan itu adalah kesalahan diri kita sendiri
p/s: betul ke conclusion aku ni? hehe

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Malam.
Mata masih belum layu.
Hujan renyai-renyai.
Semakin lama semakin lebat.
Syahdunya malam ni..
Sejuk je..
Tenang sangat rasanya.
Tiba-tiba hatiku dihurung perasaan rindu.
Rindu pada Umi.
Rindu pada Abah.
Perasaan sayangku semakin menebal.
Tapi mengapa tak pernah aku ungkapakan lafaz 'sayang' pada Abah pada Umi.
Kenapa?
Mungkin..entah.
Ego?
Yess.
Nah.
Hadiah buat Umi buat Abah.


"Luluh hatiku yang sayu
Menatap wajahmu tenang dalam lena
Kasih zahirkan laku
Sedangkan bibirku jauh dari lafaznya

Dan raut tuamu membekas jiwaku
Meredakan rindu mendamaikan kalbu
Tak mungkin kutemu iras sentuhanmu
Biarpun kuredah seluruh dunia
Mencari gantimu

Betapa sukarnya menyusun bicara
Meluahkan rasa menuturkan sayang
Kasih yang terlimpah hanya sekadar
tingkah
Cuma ungkapan kebisuan yang
melindungkan kalimah rahsia

Masih kubiarkan waktu
Melarikan lafaz kasihku padamu

Mengapakah sukar menyusun bicara
Meluahkan rasa menuturkan sayang
Kasih yang terlimpah hanyalah sekadar
tingkah
Cumalah ungkapan bisu kalimah rahsia

Apakah yang hilang andai dilisankan
Bait penghargaan penuh kejujuran
Tak mungkin terlihat cinta yang merona
Jika hanya renungan mata yang bersuara
Bukan tutur kata

Tiada lagi ertinya pengucapan
Andai akhir nafas di hujung helaan
Sebelum mata rapat terpejam
Usah biar kehilangan
Menggantikan lafaz yang tersimpan"


Salin.
Letakkan bawah bantal ibu ayah anda..

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